Eric (californiasucks) wrote,
Eric
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So I wonder if my fellow Californians woke up this morning with a hangover and buyer's remorse. Like, do they realize what they've just done? It's was all fun and games yesterday, but the next morning you wake up and there's a stranger in your bed and you wonder what exactly came over you the night before.

I am, of course, referring to the fact that Gary Coleman only placed 8th in the field with 12,000 votes. This is an outrage! I have completely lost faith in the citizens of this once great state. The only qualified candidate on the ballot, and he still came in behind the porn star? It's a sad state of affairs when Gary Coleman gets less votes in a gubernatorial election than a porn star. Granted, Arianna's campaign did have a lot more publicity, but still...

California, you do indeed suck. Go ahead and embrace your actors and your porn stars and your actors who like to grope porn stars. But just know that the next time a shoplifter gets chased down outside of Foot Locker, the little guy bashing his kneecaps with a billy club was destined to be your next governor. And he will be "BAHHHCK", Willis.

Coleman in 2005 (or whenever...)
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